Update on the canoe

A few of you have been wondering about the canoe and if I've done anything with it yet. As a matter of fact I have. It is currently hidden in my bedroom under my bed. This was no easy feat as I had to avoid the prying eyes of the owners of the Chinese restaurant that is also in my backyard. But it did succeed once I had placed a wig and dress on the canoe.

At least the beginnings of a plan have come to mind. My plan is to wait for the major thaw of the season, and the first major rainfall that usually occurs. This will cause some nice river-type action since the ground isn't thawed enough to absorb all the water, and if it is, it's usually absorbed as much water as it can, thus causing the river-like effect. Then I shall canoe the rapids from my backyard down to the parking lot, slaloming between the cars, paddle up the hill to the Chinese restaurant, then down University Avenue for a wild ride to Taco Bell. What comes next in this plan, I do not know. But when it comes to fruition, it shall be glorious.